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Friday, January 23, 2009

Photocopying masterclass with Edward Moon

Next week there will be a five day seminar on photocopying led by your acting CEO, Edward Moon!

Everyone
will meet in seminar room 1 at 8am on Monday.





Here is a selection of the workshops:

  • Back and Front: The dark art of double-sided photocopying.
  • Supersize me! From A4 to A3 and beyond.
  • Special effects: how to sit on a photocopier without breaking it.
  • Don't Panic: keeping your head during a paper jam.






I confirm this is a compulsory seminar for all staff.

No excuses, if you're doing something important, drop it and come along!

Very excited,
Edward Moon

PS. Don't forget we are painting Delavigne white tomorrow morning!

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3 Comments:

Anonymous Gee said...

The Delavigne Corp. has changed profoundly since the last acting CEO took office a fortnight ago. All the walls and roofs of the Delavigne Corp. buildings in SF are now glittering white. My pal AhQ himself has got the third of the work through, toiling hard. We were pleased to get lessons while painting. I appreciated a lot the oral episodes blissfully played by Susy. We all volunteer workers have made a big progress both in painting and in chattering. It was literally a once in a life time experience of gymnishing with painting and Englishing. The other side of the coin is that we now look much older. For instance I was still black-haired until yesterday and now I have turned hoary.
Edward Moon obviously outperformed the former CEO. He asserted his own taste for white while Bruno was busy buttering up a black skin. As he said he was dreaming to be hired in the Obama team, that could be a leave with dignity, much better than a ticket to bust in SF streets.

January 24, 2009 at 8:57 PM  
Anonymous Gee said...

The Delavigne Corp. has changed profoundly since the last acting CEO took office a fortnight ago. All the walls and roofs of the Delavigne Corp. buildings in SF are now glittering white. My pal AhQ himself has got the third of the work through, toiling hard. We were pleased to get lessons while painting. I appreciated a lot the oral episodes blissfully played by Susy. We all volunteer workers have made a big progress both in painting and in chattering. It was literally a once in a life time experience of gymnishing with painting and Englishing. The other side of the coin is that we now look much older. For instance I was still black-haired until yesterday and now I have turned hoary.
Edward Moon obviously outperformed the former CEO. He asserted his own taste for white while Bruno was busy buttering up a black skin. As he said he was dreaming to be hired in the Obama team, that could be a leave with dignity, much better than a ticket to bust in SF streets.

January 24, 2009 at 8:57 PM  
Anonymous jIM said...

Hmm,wish i could have been there to attend the seminar.Anyhow can you please post the pics of a seminar.
Jim from Franking Machines

January 12, 2011 at 10:29 AM  

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