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Monday, January 12, 2009

Urgent Memo

Hello staff!

I have 4 important things to tell you.

1. I will not be in all week. I will be in Washington DC attending the inauguration of president Barack Obama.

2. My dog Stink will not be flying with me this time. Please feed, bathe and clothe him (he enjoys hooded sweatshirts at the moment).

3. If my brother, girlfriend, Harold Warbuckle or the pope calls, please do not tell them where I am.

4. During my absence, I am leaving Edward Moon in charge. For those of you who do not know Edward, he is an intern. He is clumsy and shy and has large ears, but I think he's management material. Please respect his every decree.

Peace out party people.

-Bruno

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16 Comments:

Anonymous P-the-S said...

Looks like your friend Barack is going to have a lot opf work as soon as he starts his new job. Will he be meeting you as well, on top of all his economical crisis + wars issues?

January 12, 2009 at 6:59 PM  
Anonymous P-the-S said...

Looks like your friend Barack is going to have a lot opf work as soon as he starts his new job. Will he be meeting you as well, on top of all his economical crisis + wars issues?

January 12, 2009 at 6:59 PM  
Anonymous Hannah Benedict said...

Bagsy Bruno's chair while he's not here!

January 12, 2009 at 7:00 PM  
Anonymous Hannah Benedict said...

Bagsy Bruno's chair while he's not here!

January 12, 2009 at 7:00 PM  
Anonymous P-the-S said...

What?
Bagsy what?
Sorry, I don't get it, remember I'm an animal...

January 12, 2009 at 7:11 PM  
Anonymous P-the-S said...

What?
Bagsy what?
Sorry, I don't get it, remember I'm an animal...

January 12, 2009 at 7:11 PM  
Anonymous Hannah Benedict said...

P-the-S:

If you 'bagsy' something, then it means it's yours! Children often say things like 'bagsy the biggest piece of cake!' or 'bagsy not doing the washing up'! Do you see what I mean?

January 12, 2009 at 7:21 PM  
Anonymous Hannah Benedict said...

P-the-S:

If you 'bagsy' something, then it means it's yours! Children often say things like 'bagsy the biggest piece of cake!' or 'bagsy not doing the washing up'! Do you see what I mean?

January 12, 2009 at 7:21 PM  
Anonymous Brian Jones said...

I'm bagsying Bruno's silk pyjamas from Herrods of London, his Rapido swimming suit (the one that takes 2 hours to get in to), his Shadydas gym towel, his Dike head and wrist sweatbands (especially after he's had a marathon 4-hour tennis session), his Swastia yoga mat, his Japanese Samurai nail clippers, his Mangroomer private body shaver, his beaver hair shaving brush, his Burbackberry cashmere scarf, his Small Pith shoe horn (made from buffalo horn), his Cucci driving gloves, and most of all, a locket of his hair.

January 13, 2009 at 10:59 AM  
Anonymous Brian Jones said...

I'm bagsying Bruno's silk pyjamas from Herrods of London, his Rapido swimming suit (the one that takes 2 hours to get in to), his Shadydas gym towel, his Dike head and wrist sweatbands (especially after he's had a marathon 4-hour tennis session), his Swastia yoga mat, his Japanese Samurai nail clippers, his Mangroomer private body shaver, his beaver hair shaving brush, his Burbackberry cashmere scarf, his Small Pith shoe horn (made from buffalo horn), his Cucci driving gloves, and most of all, a locket of his hair.

January 13, 2009 at 10:59 AM  
Anonymous Edward Moon said...

Stop all this blogging and get back to work! You read Bruno's memo - I'm in charge now! I'm just going to finish some photocopying for Jean, fetch a sandwich for Hannah and polish Brian's riding boots, before really starting to exercise my power as BOSS! Watch this space, you're in for some surprises...

January 13, 2009 at 4:06 PM  
Anonymous Edward Moon said...

Stop all this blogging and get back to work! You read Bruno's memo - I'm in charge now! I'm just going to finish some photocopying for Jean, fetch a sandwich for Hannah and polish Brian's riding boots, before really starting to exercise my power as BOSS! Watch this space, you're in for some surprises...

January 13, 2009 at 4:06 PM  
Anonymous P-the-S said...

Thanks Hannah and Brian for your explanations. When i was a kid, my sisters used to always bagsy the bathroom. It's the idea right?

January 14, 2009 at 2:11 PM  
Anonymous P-the-S said...

Thanks Hannah and Brian for your explanations. When i was a kid, my sisters used to always bagsy the bathroom. It's the idea right?

January 14, 2009 at 2:11 PM  
Anonymous Hannah Benedict said...

Perfect, P-the-S!

January 14, 2009 at 2:36 PM  
Anonymous Hannah Benedict said...

Perfect, P-the-S!

January 14, 2009 at 2:36 PM  

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