Urgent Memo
Hello staff!
I have 4 important things to tell you.
1. I will not be in all week. I will be in Washington DC attending the inauguration of president Barack Obama.
2. My dog Stink will not be flying with me this time. Please feed, bathe and clothe him (he enjoys hooded sweatshirts at the moment).
3. If my brother, girlfriend, Harold Warbuckle or the pope calls, please do not tell them where I am.
4. During my absence, I am leaving Edward Moon in charge. For those of you who do not know Edward, he is an intern. He is clumsy and shy and has large ears, but I think he's management material. Please respect his every decree.
Peace out party people.
-Bruno
Labels: edward moon, instructions, memo, pope, stink, warbuckle
16 Comments:
Looks like your friend Barack is going to have a lot opf work as soon as he starts his new job. Will he be meeting you as well, on top of all his economical crisis + wars issues?
Looks like your friend Barack is going to have a lot opf work as soon as he starts his new job. Will he be meeting you as well, on top of all his economical crisis + wars issues?
Bagsy Bruno's chair while he's not here!
Bagsy Bruno's chair while he's not here!
What?
Bagsy what?
Sorry, I don't get it, remember I'm an animal...
What?
Bagsy what?
Sorry, I don't get it, remember I'm an animal...
P-the-S:
If you 'bagsy' something, then it means it's yours! Children often say things like 'bagsy the biggest piece of cake!' or 'bagsy not doing the washing up'! Do you see what I mean?
P-the-S:
If you 'bagsy' something, then it means it's yours! Children often say things like 'bagsy the biggest piece of cake!' or 'bagsy not doing the washing up'! Do you see what I mean?
I'm bagsying Bruno's silk pyjamas from Herrods of London, his Rapido swimming suit (the one that takes 2 hours to get in to), his Shadydas gym towel, his Dike head and wrist sweatbands (especially after he's had a marathon 4-hour tennis session), his Swastia yoga mat, his Japanese Samurai nail clippers, his Mangroomer private body shaver, his beaver hair shaving brush, his Burbackberry cashmere scarf, his Small Pith shoe horn (made from buffalo horn), his Cucci driving gloves, and most of all, a locket of his hair.
I'm bagsying Bruno's silk pyjamas from Herrods of London, his Rapido swimming suit (the one that takes 2 hours to get in to), his Shadydas gym towel, his Dike head and wrist sweatbands (especially after he's had a marathon 4-hour tennis session), his Swastia yoga mat, his Japanese Samurai nail clippers, his Mangroomer private body shaver, his beaver hair shaving brush, his Burbackberry cashmere scarf, his Small Pith shoe horn (made from buffalo horn), his Cucci driving gloves, and most of all, a locket of his hair.
Stop all this blogging and get back to work! You read Bruno's memo - I'm in charge now! I'm just going to finish some photocopying for Jean, fetch a sandwich for Hannah and polish Brian's riding boots, before really starting to exercise my power as BOSS! Watch this space, you're in for some surprises...
Stop all this blogging and get back to work! You read Bruno's memo - I'm in charge now! I'm just going to finish some photocopying for Jean, fetch a sandwich for Hannah and polish Brian's riding boots, before really starting to exercise my power as BOSS! Watch this space, you're in for some surprises...
Thanks Hannah and Brian for your explanations. When i was a kid, my sisters used to always bagsy the bathroom. It's the idea right?
Thanks Hannah and Brian for your explanations. When i was a kid, my sisters used to always bagsy the bathroom. It's the idea right?
Perfect, P-the-S!
Perfect, P-the-S!
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