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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Delavigne Corp staff pay tribute to Philip Cheeter

Susan Bliss responds:

Despite our many differences, Philip Cheeter and I were like brother and sister. He enjoyed nothing more than winding me up by looking up my skirt, and I enjoyed nothing more than slapping him in the face and reporting him to the HR department. Now that Philip is no longer with us, I will feel safer in the workplace, but my life will be much less interesting.


Edward Moon responds:

Philip was like a father to me. Granted, a father who largely ignored me and, when he did acknowledge my existence, it was to ask me to warm the toilet seat before he used it. Good bye, 'Dad', you will be sadly missed.


Hannah Benedict responds:

Philip was a very talented salesperson, and a gifted leader of men and women. His cheesy jokes and loud ties will be missed by everyone in the sales team. However, I am happy to announce that I will be taking care of Philip's extremely comfortable executive chair now that he is no longer with us. This decision is not up for debate.


Brian Jones responds:

Philip, Philip, Philip. Your charm and pearly white teeth brightened our office more than the sun brightens an English garden in summer. I will miss your teasing as much as your strong physical presence and your musky aftershave. I'm trying not to cry because I know how much you hate men who cry, but I'm moved tears by your sudden disappearance. Boo hoo hoo.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Gee said...

Congratulations Hannah! You overcame Luna by making break out those catharses of your workmates.

March 20, 2009 at 12:15 AM  
Anonymous Gee said...

Congratulations Hannah! You overcame Luna by making break out those catharses of your workmates.

March 20, 2009 at 12:15 AM  
Anonymous Hortence said...

All the staff will miss him badly on the long run. He was always fussing around but he was making things happen. Anyway, I'm sure he will find BLISS in hell were all the fun is. Maybe Satan is a she-devil after all...

March 28, 2009 at 12:39 PM  
Anonymous Hortence said...

All the staff will miss him badly on the long run. He was always fussing around but he was making things happen. Anyway, I'm sure he will find BLISS in hell were all the fun is. Maybe Satan is a she-devil after all...

March 28, 2009 at 12:39 PM  

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