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Monday, March 2, 2009

So you want me to die, eh?

Funky Friday Result Recap:

Sadly, a member of the Delavigne staff has been eaten by a bear! Let's look back at their life and give them the funeral of their dreams!

Whose funeral will be taking place in next month's Funky Friday?

Philip Cheeter, Sales Director and fan of power ballads and fast cars, for a funeral full of weeping blondes. 34.71%

It's official! GymGlish users have decided that Philip Cheeter, Delavigne's charming Sales Director, has been eaten by a bear!

NEXT FUNKY FRIDAY: MARCH 27th 2009!

Well played, GymGlish users.

You're like so many of my ex-girlfriends, openly wishing for my death by bear consumption.

Fair enough, but I have just one question: Why me? I mean, I have likely dated some of you, probably around 37% of you. And yes, it probably ended badly, in many cases with a restraining order or a pregnancy test, but really, you want me to be eaten by a bear? Really?

I'll take that as a compliment.

Sigh.

Adios amigos. Get ready for the funeral of your lives.

P.S. Thanks to all those who commented. Feel free to continue in this post or the previous one.

Philip Cheeter
This post was sent from my iPhone within a bear's stomach.

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10 Comments:

Anonymous Gee said...

Philip's meat was so tough that the bear couldn't manage to masticate him. Good to him! Fortunately Philip, who is never out at lunch about close communications, didn't fail to grasp his iPhone while being swallowed.
Though it is a hard month ahead for Philip, alone in his cocoon. Let's hope the bear will gulp down some blondes in the mean time. The problem is that the blondes' meat could be as tender as to prompt the bear to sample every mere part of the girls and leave them in pieces at Philip's hand.

March 3, 2009 at 3:31 AM  
Anonymous Gee said...

Philip's meat was so tough that the bear couldn't manage to masticate him. Good to him! Fortunately Philip, who is never out at lunch about close communications, didn't fail to grasp his iPhone while being swallowed.
Though it is a hard month ahead for Philip, alone in his cocoon. Let's hope the bear will gulp down some blondes in the mean time. The problem is that the blondes' meat could be as tender as to prompt the bear to sample every mere part of the girls and leave them in pieces at Philip's hand.

March 3, 2009 at 3:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the bear will have an indigestion and reject Philip. He is too funny. I can't imagine Delavigne Corp without this crazy boy.
Revive Philip !

March 3, 2009 at 8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the bear will have an indigestion and reject Philip. He is too funny. I can't imagine Delavigne Corp without this crazy boy.
Revive Philip !

March 3, 2009 at 8:40 AM  
Anonymous Hortence said...

Oh dear! Poor Philip! It was my favorite. So inventive, so full of arguments... Well, we will have to do without him. What say you, Ms Bliss?

March 4, 2009 at 12:40 AM  
Anonymous Hortence said...

Oh dear! Poor Philip! It was my favorite. So inventive, so full of arguments... Well, we will have to do without him. What say you, Ms Bliss?

March 4, 2009 at 12:40 AM  
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March 16, 2009 at 6:02 AM  
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March 16, 2009 at 6:02 AM  
Anonymous Hortence said...

How is the bear actually? Nobody seems to care about her health (no doubt this bear is a female). Did she come off any worse? Did she bring up the phone? A shoe? I hope that she bites off more than she can shew and that she will reject him in its entirety. If so, Philip will have to be careful when he will come out (in case she has a sore head...). Why not trying to cash in on the situation and propose her a musky perfume in anticipation of the mating season?

March 21, 2009 at 2:59 PM  
Anonymous Hortence said...

How is the bear actually? Nobody seems to care about her health (no doubt this bear is a female). Did she come off any worse? Did she bring up the phone? A shoe? I hope that she bites off more than she can shew and that she will reject him in its entirety. If so, Philip will have to be careful when he will come out (in case she has a sore head...). Why not trying to cash in on the situation and propose her a musky perfume in anticipation of the mating season?

March 21, 2009 at 2:59 PM  

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