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Monday, May 25, 2009

Answers, answers, answers (at least some)

Wow, what an amazingly creative bunch of questions! Sorry for not answering sooner, I had a quite unbelievable amount of washing to do for Bruno after his washing machine broke down. That man must have the biggest sock collection ever, it was a herculean task to get them paired back up together.

Anyway here goes....

Jess said: I want to know if Bruno has a girlfriend! And I also want to know his salary. Thanks

So Jess. You want to know if Bruno has a girlfriend. Hmm, well, I'm not really sure if I'm the best person to ask about this, since I've often been known to spit at any girls that come anywhere near him. Currently I believe he's single, though he knows that special someone in his life is just an intercom button away.
As for his salary... Somewhere between 1 dollar and $200 million.

Gee said: As we have the floor to ask questions of any kind about anything, how stupid should we be not to pounce on the opportunity. Here are some questions that have been burning the tip my tongue for some time yet:
*About Brian Jones

Why does a British gentleman as Brian leave his pants on the floor of the meeting room when he gets doing his daily workout?

Gee, your questions were perplexing, but I'm glad you got into the Q&A spirit. Luckily Sandy was able to follow your meandering line of thought and provide a correction.

I can answer the only one I understand, that which mentions my underpants...
My underpants have done a tour of Delavigne. After I accidentally left them on the back of a chair to dry off after a grueling pilates session in the meeting room, they must have been noticed by Edward (who was hiding in the wardrobe) and who gave them to Donna (in return for a peck on the cheek). She in turn sold them to Susie, who gave them to Polly as a birthday present. Polly locked them in her desk, but Giuseppe (Horatio's monkey) found the key and took off with them. Giuseppe wore them for 3 days solid before losing them during a strip poker game with Horatio. I believe that's where they are currently: being used to filter Horatio's essential perfume oils. I'm glad they've found such a worthwhile home.

I'll pass on the rest of your questions to the members of staff. Perhaps they'll have better luck deciphering them! But thank you all the same, it's great to know we have such a wacky band of followers....

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Gee said...

Thank you, Brian, for answering one of my questions. One is better than none.
I now know why one of Horatio's essential perfume oils is called pants-scraper.

May 26, 2009 at 5:08 PM  
Anonymous Gee said...

Thank you, Brian, for answering one of my questions. One is better than none.
I now know why one of Horatio's essential perfume oils is called pants-scraper.

May 26, 2009 at 5:08 PM  

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