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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Michael Jackson is dead????!!!!!

Oh my god! I just received a pigeon from my village in Amazon.

He says Michael Jackson, the king of popular music, astronaut, creator of strange dances and expert at grabbing genitals, is no more! I say 'Shut up, pigeon! This is a lie! Why you lie?' The pigeon says, 'I not lying, Michael is dead!', then I administer lie detector test on pigeon. Pigeon passes polygraph test! I say, no, this cannot be, so I give pigeon truth serum, and tiny bit of whisky. Pigeon then says: 'Give me more whisky! This time with ice!' So I give pigeon whisky with ice, and still he says Michael is dead.

I don't know what to do, so I eat pigeon. It's very tasty, but still I am crying and confused.

Is it true? Is Michael really dead? He was my hero! I based my perfume 'Crazy Feminine Man with Melting Face' on Michael! Bruno would not let me sell it to public, but still, it was a very special smell! I cannot believe this! Has anyone else heard this rumor? Is the pigeon in my stomach telling the truth?

Here is a song that Michael Jackson wrote for a beautiful whale named Willie. Willie sings very well, but he cannot dance like Michael.

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we have beautiful music and beautiful images.
Now it would be find that we have also the lyrics so that we can sing along.
I'll look if I can find them.

Tony Tagada

August 4, 2009 at 7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we have beautiful music and beautiful images.
Now it would be find that we have also the lyrics so that we can sing along.
I'll look if I can find them.

Tony Tagada

August 4, 2009 at 7:13 PM  
Anonymous Angie said...

I wondered when somebody would make a post about his death!
He is defenetly the best singer i have ever heard. I was a fan, and i still will be. RIP Michael, and thanks for all the joy you've given me!

August 6, 2009 at 8:06 AM  
Anonymous Angie said...

I wondered when somebody would make a post about his death!
He is defenetly the best singer i have ever heard. I was a fan, and i still will be. RIP Michael, and thanks for all the joy you've given me!

August 6, 2009 at 8:06 AM  
Anonymous Neil Kevin said...

I can't accept the tragedy after more than a mount, I realy can't beleive that such a thing happened so fast but I beleive that he is in safe hands now, in a comfortable and nice place that no one can disturb him. I live in Iran Unfortunately I couldn't attend in his conserts none of them, I allways though that one day when he com to a near country I would go there for his concert but it never happen I wish I could smell him just once and tell him how much I love him and my love still go on and on. May be I see him in a better place.

tisane

October 27, 2009 at 11:08 AM  
Anonymous tisane said...

I can't accept the tragedy after more than a mount, I realy can't beleive that such a thing happened so fast but I beleive that he is in safe hands now, in a comfortable and nice place that no one can disturb him. I live in Iran Unfortunately I couldn't attend in his conserts none of them, I allways though that one day when he com to a near country I would go there for his concert but it never happen I wish I could smell him just once and tell him how much I love him and my love still go on and on. May be I see him in a better place

October 27, 2009 at 11:08 AM  
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