Dear employees and blog enthusiasts,
As you may well know, today is Funky Friday, a day on which casual attire is permitted in the offices, and casual swearing is also tolerated within reason. I write to you because today's funky friday involves voting on the funeral for one of our dear staff members.
Here is a reminder of the question posed to our readers:
Sadly, a member of the Delavigne staff has been eaten by a bear! Let's look back at their life and give them the funeral of their dreams! Whose funeral will be taking place in next month's Funky Friday?
Philip Cheeter, Sales Director and fan of power ballads and fast cars, for a funeral full of weeping blondes.
Brian Jones, Personal Assistant extraordinaire and fan of Elkie Johns and musicals, for a funeral full of red ribbons, white doves, and tears.
Hannah Benedict, Head of Retail and fan of fair trade and folk music, for an environmentally-friendly funeral.
Normally this would be a devastating event, but, as it is funky friday, I'm willing to overlook the tragic nature of this development as well as the wrongful death lawsuit which will likely be filed against me. I do however have a 2-part question for you: Who did you vote for and why?
For example: I voted for Edward because sometimes he mumbles, and I'm not sure he washes his hands after using the toilet.
Please let me know by commenting on this post. Thank you.