I think we need to have a talk about Bruno...

We've all seen this month's Funky Friday, so I guess it's official: Bruno is crazy. Sorry, what I meant to say was: Bruno has a 'troubled history', but it pretty much means the same thing!

To be honest, I'm not surprised, especially after watching him around the office. Let's just say it's not only chopping wood that Bruno does in the nude.

I'd love to know what happened in Bruno's past that made him so unbalanced. Perhaps he was kidnapped by gypsies and raised as a girl until the age of 14? Actually, that's my history and another Funky Friday (if I was important enough to have my own Funky Friday!).

I'd love to hear your ideas about Bruno's secret past. After all, you know this man of mystery as well as anyone! Post your theories below, the stranger the better, and bonus points for including animals!

PS: please don't tell Bruno that I said he was 'crazy' - he would go 'crazy'!

And a happy new year!

It's not Christmas any more: it's 2010! Here at the Delavigne office, we've been busy making resolutions for the new year. I've listed a few of them below. Can you tell which Delavigne staff member made which resolution?

- I will only drink alcohol six days a week, not seven. Unless I get too thirsty. I will also try to understand how my magic computer box works.

- I will try to keep my hands off Susie Bliss, even though she's a hot little *****. I will also keep my accent under control so that non-native speakers can understand me better.

- I will stop eating the chocolates which Brian Jones keeps giving me, in order to keep my boyish figure and good looks.

- I will make sure that there is always a box of Belgian chocolates on Bruno's desk when he arrives at the office each morning. And perhaps I'll go and get a haircut at some point in 2010.

- I will try to be more patient with Philip Cheeter, even though he's a sexist pig.

- I will not leave candles or incense burning unattended in my office.

- I will stop asking Hannah if she takes milk and sugar in her tea. I will try my best to remember that it's milk and one sugar. Milk and one sugar. Milk and one sugar.

- I will stop being mean to Edward when he offers to make me tea.

Have fun matching up my colleagues and their resolutions!

Have you made any resolutions this year? Do you have any suggestions for my colleagues?

All the best for 2010, everyone!