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Friday, April 30, 2010

Dead Famous!

Brian is singing at people on the phone. Horatio is moonwalking as he sweeps up broken perfume bottles. Icarus has developed a close relationship with a laboratory monkey. If I didn't know better, I'd say that Michael Jackson had visited the Delavigne Corporation today!

What? He did visit? No way!

Only joking. I saw everything – or almost.

I was hiding in the stationery cupboard when Michael came by. I'm terrified of clowns and zombies, and a dead Michael Jackson walking the corridors seemed to combine the scariest elements of both. But I really appreciate him coming to help us – what a kind yet terrifying man.

I think it would be fantastic to return the favour to Michael and his other zombie friends. I'd love to help a famous dead historical person do something better. For example: Martin Luther King wrote some pretty inspiring speeches about human rights, but did he know how to make double-sided photocopies or even a good cup of tea? I think not.

Which famous historical dead person would you like to help and why? What skill do you have that would be valuable to someone like Mozart, Shakespeare or Johnny Hallyday?

If you're not feeling inspired, then just tell me what you think of Michael Jackson. How could he have made your job more musical?

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Thursday, April 1, 2010

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