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Thursday, November 25, 2010

The BJ Corporation

'Of all the parallel universes in the world, you walk into mine...'

Brian Jones, boss of the BJ Corporation, here.

I'm quite happy with how things turned out this month in Funky Friday. I mean, with all the infinite amount of parallel universes floating about, I thought we might get stuck in the one where I am an expert in quantum mechanics or the other one where I'm dressed as a picnic.

So here we are, I have my very own corporation, I have (only!) 2 purple ears and my head is the size of a watermelon. What's to complain about?

Can you think of any exciting parallel universes involving me and my colleagues? Come on, let your imagination run wild!

Now, if you'll excuse me, let me get Bruno to help me put some socks on these duck feet of mine...

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Anonymous Adelbert said...

I imagine a universe where Bruno has never lost his smell. I think he would have never met Horatio in the jungle. As a result, the perfume Moulin Magic is called Moulin MagiK (with a K). These are the only differences - apart from the fact that that everyone has bird heads and can fly.

November 26, 2010 at 10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's happening just now in the holy temple of Philip Cheeter located in one of the parallel zones?

Suzy, with her head resting on Philip's shoulder: "Darling, with how many women did you sleep"
Philip: "Only one, You! With the others I didn't sleep."

November 28, 2010 at 11:22 AM  

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