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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Which of you evil monsters killed Stink?

Oh my word... I was just making myself breakfast - herbal tea, porridge (made with wild rice, nuts and dried berries), half a grapefruit - and I opened the newspaper.... to see this!

What shocking, horrible, dreadful news!

Who would do such an awful thing to Bruno's cute little doggy dog???

Here are the main suspects to the most terrible crime of all.... DOGGY-CIDE!!!!

Philip Cheeter

Delavigne's salesman, womaniser, and dog murderer.

Edward Moon

Delavigne's intern, song-writer and canine killer.

Icarus Quincy

Delavigne's Chief Financial Officer, office nerd, and puppy butcher

Last but not least, there is, of course, Brian Jones....

The killer must be brought to justice! I want answers and I want them NOW!!!!! Now, let me get back to my yummy breakfast....



Anonymous Colombo said...

Where were you at the time of the murder, Luna?

February 25, 2011 at 10:59 AM  
Blogger Luna DeLune said...

I was at the local doggy pound, looking for a new hound, actually. There are THOUSANDS of cute little doggies there, all looking for a new home. I just wish I could do something for them.

February 25, 2011 at 11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's clearly Quincy who murdered the dog, his bruno attention envy is too weird ! o.O

March 12, 2011 at 11:51 AM  

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