Oh my word... I was just making myself breakfast - herbal tea, porridge (made with wild rice, nuts and dried berries), half a grapefruit - and I opened the newspaper.... to see this!
What shocking, horrible, dreadful news!
Who would do such an awful thing to Bruno's cute little doggy dog???
Here are the main suspects to the most terrible crime of all.... DOGGY-CIDE!!!!
Delavigne's salesman, womaniser, and dog murderer.
Delavigne's intern, song-writer and canine killer.
Delavigne's Chief Financial Officer, office nerd, and puppy butcher
Last but not least, there is, of course, Brian Jones....
The killer must be brought to justice! I want answers and I want them NOW!!!!! Now, let me get back to my yummy breakfast....