Which of you evil monsters killed Stink?
Oh my word... I was just making myself breakfast - herbal tea, porridge (made with wild rice, nuts and dried berries), half a grapefruit - and I opened the newspaper.... to see this!What shocking, horrible, dreadful news!
Who would do such an awful thing to Bruno's cute little doggy dog???
Here are the main suspects to the most terrible crime of all.... DOGGY-CIDE!!!!
Philip Cheeter
Delavigne's salesman, womaniser, and dog murderer.
Edward Moon
Delavigne's intern, song-writer and canine killer.
Icarus Quincy
Delavigne's Chief Financial Officer, office nerd, and puppy butcher
Last but not least, there is, of course, Brian Jones....
The killer must be brought to justice! I want answers and I want them NOW!!!!! Now, let me get back to my yummy breakfast....
Labels: funkyfriday
3 Comments:
Where were you at the time of the murder, Luna?
I was at the local doggy pound, looking for a new hound, actually. There are THOUSANDS of cute little doggies there, all looking for a new home. I just wish I could do something for them.
It's clearly Quincy who murdered the dog, his bruno attention envy is too weird ! o.O
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