The Delavigne Corporation Blog

The Delavigne Corporation Blog, powered by Gymglish, Online English lessons.

The Delavigne Corporation Blog

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Big horse seen in corridor

Hello, Edward here.
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but there appears to be a large horse in the office corridor. It's trying to eat the paper in the paper shredder. Apparently, it belongs to Bruno. Does anyone know what he's going to do with it?
Thanks for any info!

(sent from my ePhone from the safety of the stationery cupboard)

Labels: ,

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Wanted: New Dog

Cats need not apply


As some of you may know, my dog Stink, a loving Shih-Tzu/St. Bernard mix, recently gave up the ghost. Actually, that's not entirely accurate. My dog was murdered, in cold blood, by none other than my sycophantic British twit/twat of an assistant, Brian Jones, or so it would seem. Legally, I'm not allowed to talk about it, as an investigation is currently underway. In the meantime, my therapist has advised me that the best way to overcome the grief of losing a loved one, particularly a dog as beautiful and furry as Stink, is to move on. Which brings me to my post: I'm in the market for a doggy, and I'm taking applications.

-must have 4 legs and a tail if possible
-must be well-behaved, heel, attack, break dance and urinate on command
-proficient in Internet Explorer, FireFox, and YouTube
-driver's License a plus
-fluent in Mandarin AND Cantonese
-compatibility with my playboy lifestyle
-interest in current events mandatory
-hatred of British, dog-murdering assistants appreciated.
-no fat dogs!

Below are some recent suggestions by my family and friends. Let me know if you have any recommendations or preferences for my next canine companion. Hopefully this one won't be murdered.