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Thursday, June 28, 2012

The drugs still work

What do you think of Horatio's shocking drug abuse? Disgusting, no? I can't say I was surprised,  he's always as high as a kite at the office! He says it helps his creativity. Just like Ringo Starr and LSD. Make his perfume smell better. Like it helps his drums. You know, Ringo. John Lennon was the talented one anyway. And don't get me started on Paul or George. Or George Martin - the 5th Beatle! Anyway. The H man says drugs turn him into a perfume-making genius! Maybe he's right? Who knows? What do you think Bruno should do? Should fire him, I say. Fire him and make him go cold turkey. Anyway, I should go. I've got the shakes. Too much coffee again.