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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Help for Horatio!

Please Internet Community, you are my only hope. I need to escape this horrible peaceful zen retreat. In between hydrocolon therapy and yogurt injections, I have had time to compile a list of successful help messages from the intercomputers in order to impress upon you how dire is my situation. Watch them and then, if you truly love me, send help!

Now please tell me how you will help me in the comments. What's your rescue plan? Where do we meet? Will you bring a ladder? Please hurry! I don't know how much more fresh air and relaxing hikes I can tolerate!