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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Help for Horatio!

Please Internet Community, you are my only hope. I need to escape this horrible peaceful zen retreat. In between hydrocolon therapy and yogurt injections, I have had time to compile a list of successful help messages from the intercomputers in order to impress upon you how dire is my situation. Watch them and then, if you truly love me, send help!

Now please tell me how you will help me in the comments. What's your rescue plan? Where do we meet? Will you bring a ladder? Please hurry! I don't know how much more fresh air and relaxing hikes I can tolerate!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Set fire all over the place!
For this act of arson the guys in uniforms will get you out of there and will bring you someplace else which is no spa retreat at all and where drugs are very easy to get.

August 5, 2012 at 9:33 AM  
Anonymous annie said...

you'better go back to your amazonian jungle and make your own poisonous darts for hunting
you're not fit for our century
stay zen sleeping in the canopy up in the air
make friends with monkeys and snakes
good luck Bruno ! Just fire your friend back to the jungle and he'll invite you for holidays

August 13, 2012 at 3:00 PM  
Anonymous J.P Moraes said...

Dear Horatio.

Unfortunately I cannot help you escape, it would not eb proper. However, I do have contacts of a snacks and beer smuggler that might bring you some relief during your time over there…Let me know if that suits you so we can start talk about some sort of compensation for my intermediation. (X-Mas is not until next month my friend.) Hope you get “well” soon.

November 26, 2012 at 6:54 PM  

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