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Thursday, July 25, 2013

What would you do with 10 million euros?

10 million euros! 10 million euros! That's like a 10 with... loads of zeros after it!

If I had 10 million euros, I would (in 9 steps):

1. Wet myself.
2. Buy a second and maybe even third pair of pants.
3. Quit my job as Delavigne intern where I am paid in paper clips.
4. Buy a Les Paul Guitar.
5. Pay someone to write me some decent songs.
6. Pay a group of Swedish models to be my backing band.
7. Go on tour all over the world.
8. Kiss the bass player.
9. Wet myself.

What would you do with 10 million euros? Pretty similar to me, I imagine?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

First and foremost, I want to congratulate you on
the last Funky Friday (Taxi driver man).
It's hilarious ! Well done and keep up the good work.
A question just between you and me :
What kind of amazing grass do you smoke while writing
your sketch ? That sounds very efficient ...

Well, what would I do with 10 million Euros ?
I'd help my children, quit my ù%)è(&/ job, hire a young
english woman teacher (only for me !) and ride my bicycle
all over the world !

Nice day to you.

July 26, 2013 at 2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree! This funky friday was hilarious, especially what Horatio said (with his funny accent) about the dolphins. With 10 millions euros, I think I'll do the same thing as Bruno : starting a perfume company! I love perfumes :)

July 29, 2013 at 9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And go out with models

August 30, 2013 at 9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 million euros… I've been playing the lottery for years to try and get 10 million euros. First I would quit my job. I would give some money to my sister and friends. I would travel the world to find old abandoned houses near the sea and I would renovate them. My personal house would be in the Shanghai outskirts, overlooking the sea, of course. I would travel all over China to find antique furniture and objects of art. I would also have a house in Japan, near the sea, of course. There, I would also look for antique, mainly swords like Katana or wakizashi. I would keep the best pieces for myself and maybe open some sort of "museum" and, if I want to keep going, I would have to sell some pieces preferably though well known auction companies. Well, I'll stop dreaming… it hurts :-)

August 30, 2013 at 11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I had 10 millions euros, I'd give some to my family, a huge part for poor children all around the world (they are so much), and then I'd keep some for me too....I made a dream

August 30, 2013 at 7:23 PM  

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