Dealing with Danica

Relations with my daughter, Danica, hit a low point today - she served a subpoena on me!

You guys have any ideas on what to do with daughters? I kinda left her mother to deal with her upbringing while I was busy running a multinational perfume company.

Before I book myself in to see Dr Donna Donovan, I thought I'd get some advice from one guy who knows what it's like, Louis CK. Here he muses on the love and damage that daughters will inflict upon you.

Beware: strong language ahoy!