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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Courtroom Conundrum!

Hello, Edward Moon here, fresh from the courtroom of that creepy judge!

As we all saw, Bruno seems to be in spot of hot water: if he doesn't say something pretty spectacular soon, it looks like he'll be handing over the Delavigne Corporation to his daughter, Danica!

Below is a recap of the vote choices, accompanied by my expert, intern analysis:

What will Bruno tell the court? 

Take my company, I don't care. I have a new project in the works.

Sounds like a good idea. Danica is better looking than Bruno and I'd love to do monotonous office tasks for her like photocopying or warming her toilet seat. I'm also looking for a manager/groupie for my band, so perhaps this could be a new project for Bruno to sink his corporate teeth into.

I have written evidence that proves I am not Danica's real father.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least. There's a persistent rumour around the office Bruno's fiery loins were damaged in a horse riding accident. Ouch.

I have had enough of this country. I am moving to Brazil.

Now you're talking! Don't forget to take your trusty intern, Edward Moon! I can help you converse with the locals using the universal language of hard rock, and also make you look relatively attractive if ever we dance samba naked on the beach!

So I'm probably an option 3 man, but I wasn't allowed to vote because I've got a note from my mum that says my IQ is too low to participate in democratic elections.

How did you vote, and why?


Anonymous Sarah said...

I have voted for moving to Brazil. Bruno has had success in the United States so maybe it is time to explore a new opportunity in South America. Has gymglish any tool for helping him learn portugaise? I think that would be very fun! :)

October 25, 2013 at 11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have voted for his first proposition;Bruno Delavigne is capable to start another company

October 29, 2013 at 7:20 PM  

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