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Thursday, February 27, 2014

The sensational truth about Bruno

Hello book lovers, Edward here.

I've just finished reading  'Sex, Lies and Perfumes - The unofficial history of the Delavigne family'. It's a real page turner (and also a stomach turner during some of the more grisly chapters). I recommend that you go out and buy this book straight away. 5 stars.

Here's a sneak peak at the book's chapters:

  • Chapter 1: Childhood in Paris: adoption and relationship with Swedish au pair
  • Chapter 2: The Devil and Bruno Delavigne - playing squash with Satan
  • Chapter 3: Illegal chicken fighting controversy
  • Chapter 4: Involvement with the Illuminati and Freemasons
  • Chapter 5: Obsession with time travel
  • Chapter 6: Ice cream addiction and rehabilitation
  • Chapter 7: Genetically modified perfumes
  • Chapter 8: The Amazon years: casual nudity, Horatio Oléré and dolphin hormones
  • Chapter 9: 1st, 2nd and 5th secret marriages
  • Chapter 10: The Warbuckle Connection - Guns, Trucks and Cowboy hats 
  • Chapter 11: Connection to Albanian Separatist Movement
  • Chapter 12: Insider trading, bank fraud and tax evasion
  • Chapter 13: Relationship with Susan Bliss - Tea Parties, biscuits and cross-dressing

I hope that's whet your appetite!

Until the next edition of book club, adieu!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm off to the bookshop right now!

February 28, 2014 at 10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I enjoy not reading the monkey in involved in sex stuffs

March 29, 2014 at 1:35 PM  

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