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Friday, May 30, 2014

I want to be your drill instructor

Hello, Edward here!

Did you catch Funky Friday? It was especially funky today! 

Who would have thought that Bruno and Horatio met at military school? What a revelation!

Do you think the rest of the Delavigne Corporation met in previous lives? 

Maybe Philip Cheeter and Krazy Gideon went to the same kindergarten? Dr. Loblaw and Hannah Benedict went to the same speech therapy lessons? I suppose I could have gone to school with Susan Bliss, but she would have been older, more beautiful, more popular, and wouldn't have known I existed. But I guess that could describe most women I have met in my short and frustrating life.

Anyway, if you have any ideas about how other DC employees met, please tell me!

Also, what do you think Bruno and Horatio will do next? If I were them, I would take the opportunity to form an electro-pop duo, perhaps drawing inspiration from Queen but adding a touch of Joy Division to give the sound a darker underbelly. But what do you think they'll do?

Anyway, I have to go and feed the photocopier. But I'll leave you with a clip from Stanley Kubrick's romantic comedy, Full Metal Jacket. Warning: this clip contains shouting!

Have a very funky Friday!