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Thursday, July 30, 2015

Art Attack

I've been staring at this painting for 5 hours, 43 minutes and 38 seconds, and here is my critique of this 'masterwork'.

-Philip is perhaps the worst painter of all time (not that there is any paint on this canvas, all I can see is a combination of vomit, blood and toothpaste).

-The title 'Multiplicity' makes no sense. A more honest title would be 'A random collection of shapes and symbols woven together by sick man with less aesthetic sense than a drunk snail'.

-It makes me really angry, like I want to rip my my own arm off and then use my other arm to beat Philip about the head with it (if I manage it before losing too much blood).


I love it! This painting embodies the punk spirit more than anything I've ever seen. I hope Philip will let me use it for the cover of my next album, 'Rage and Excretion'.

What are your thoughts, fellow art lovers?