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Thursday, November 26, 2015


Hi guys,

You probably didn't hear me much in the second scene of Funky Friday, but I was there. Philip had put some tape over my mouth - which wasn't an all together unpleasant experience - to stop me complaining about my lost guitar, Marvin.

Anyway, I was very interested in the contents of the Microfiche. One thing you might not of heard is that the Queen is actually immortal (both the leader of the commonwealth and the band, I think). Another intriguing slide was the one that mentioned Trumpotron (See image below).

I think Philip said it was something to do with a robot, but I didn't hear too well because Philip had tied a scarf around my ears. If you've got any ideas, please let me know. I would also love to know why Philip screamed at the end. Did he spill his coffee on his trousers?

Finally, I would just like to say a farewell to my guitar tech, Romain in Paris, who sadly checked out this month. He looked after all my guitars, Betsy, Jimmy, Marvin, and the rest. He will be sadly missed. I'm drinking a whisky in a plastic cup for you, mate. Safe travels.

Have a lovely month everyone.



Blogger Ben said...

just one answer about the slide : Philipp said that Donald Trump was a robot, and he had still voted for him. Perhaps it was about these slide ?...

November 27, 2015 at 3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Edward,
About Trump, it's a relief to learn that he is actually a robot! I was always wondering what's wrong with this guy, now I know.
I'm not sure but I think Philip screamed because the microfiche contains informations about the Delavigne all staff's internet activity. Someone who has a guilty conscience have certainly hidden this microfiche in Marvin in order to accuse you. It could be anyone except Horatio who doesn't even know how to turn a computer on. Sacrifice a great guitar for this damn microfiche... Philip is such a dumb brute!
Anyway, here in France, we all fell great great pain and suffered huge losses this month...but Edward, I know you'll agree with me: "The Show Must Go On"!

November 28, 2015 at 12:36 AM  

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