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Thursday, January 28, 2016

Bruno smells

Happy days! Bruno can smell!

Not so happy news for me maybe. I'm afraid he might LITERALLY sniff out my secret layer hidden deep within the bowels of Delavigne HQ (where I sleep and make art, sometimes both at he same time).

Note to self: speaking of bowels, I should probably go easy on the curry over the next few weeks, I could inadvertently lead Bruno straight to me after a strong Tandoori lobster.

Anyway, enough about me my movements. What do you think about this Bruno smelling business? I'm pretty sure it was a side effect of David Bowie breaking through to some other dimension. Either that or Vicks Vapour Rub:

(But there are of course a number of other competing theories, so please feel free to share your explanation). 

And while you're at it, please tell what you think Bruno will do with Delavigne perfumes. Leave 'em as they are? Or completely scrap them and start from scratch?

I would appreciate any insight as this decision affects my monthly salary. In fact, I don't have a monthly salary as I'm an unpaid intern, but it does affect my colleagues, some of whom I don't COMPLETELY hate. Feel free to leave me a comment and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

In the meantime, I'm getting back to the more important business of listening to Blackstar on repeat.

Have a wonderful month, and if you're 69, try your best not to die!



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