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Thursday, April 28, 2016

A model life?


So, I've got a fair few modelling jobs under my (leopard skin) belt now: Vercase, Armani, Chanel, and that commercial for Japanese dog food.

I've been flown around, pushed about, prodded, made up, made out with, made up with, photographed, filmed, x-rayed, threatened, admired, chatted up, beaten up, blown up, thrown up over, bent over, run over and made over to do it all again...

And that's just a typical morning as a male model.

To be honest, I've had enough, and I miss my photocopier. Delavigne was pretty good to me, and I would love to see my old colleagues (except Brian, who I will never be able to look in the eye again).

That's why I'm applying to have my old intern job back, and if Bruno will have me (not in the way Brian did after the photo shoot), I will get back to being talked down to, never made up to, ordered to make coffee, slapped about, verbally assaulted and locked in the stationery cupboard. How could a young lad from England want anything more?

Anyway, I guess this is my 15 minutes of fame. I have to go now and clean what appears to be flour off of Kate Moch's breasts. It can be really grizzly work, this modelling business.

Hopefully, If Bruno has any kindness left in him, the next time you see me, I'll be back where I belong - on top of the Delavigne photocopy machine. I'll be waiting for you.



Blogger Brian Jones said...

Edward? Oh Edward! Where are you???? I need you for another shoot... Edward!!!!!

April 28, 2016 at 12:11 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Come back to England Edward we need you here ;-)

April 29, 2016 at 6:32 PM  

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