Some Next Level Stuff

It's come to my attention that only a few Funky loyalists reader are staying faithful to this blog. Thus, I give you only a brief post to let you know that I will miss the robots: their dull, automaton eyes void of human feeling. Their occasional beeping sounds that won't stop until they are charged... I'm getting emotional just thinking of how emotionless they are.
Even though Edward and Brian destroyed my robot utopia, I hope that the entire staff learned something from these beautiful, soulless androids. I know I did. They taught me how to love again. And how to dance.