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Monday, November 26, 2018

My very first (and last) party

Hello fellow party goers,

Please forgive me for my behavior at Mr. Butch's party last night. I promise to pay the host for any damages I incurred (the various "stains" on the upholstery and walls), and I will attempt to recuperate the gnome from the toilet when I leave the hospital later today.

I believe that the cider I consumed was a lot stronger than I anticipated. As this audio testifies, I thought that the bottle I brought with me was non-alcoholic. Perhaps I shouldn't have left it in Philip's possession.

I am so ashamed of myself that I won't be attending any further parties in future.

On the other hand, you are all welcome to attend Geek Pride Day, next Tuesday, where more of my mother's muffins will be on offer!

Yours remorsefully,

Icarus A. Quincy


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