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Thursday, April 25, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Cheeter Karaoke
Happy Funky Friday, everyone!
It's amazing what you can find on youtube! I found this video apparently made by 'The King Cheeter Appreciation Society'. It's nothing much to look at, but it's good for singing along to! Enjoy it while you can - there's a revolution going on in Cheeterland and it will probably be taken off youtube by the next leaders!
You have been warned!
It's amazing what you can find on youtube! I found this video apparently made by 'The King Cheeter Appreciation Society'. It's nothing much to look at, but it's good for singing along to! Enjoy it while you can - there's a revolution going on in Cheeterland and it will probably be taken off youtube by the next leaders!
You have been warned!
Thursday, February 21, 2013
King Edward IX
Long live King Cheeter! (I think...)
What would you do if you were king or queen of your own country? What laws would you introduce and why?
If I were king of Moonland, I would make it compulsory to play one of my songs before every news broadcast. Why? Because my music rocks of course!
Suggestions can be funny or serious, but be creative! As an incentive, my favourite comment will win a GymGlish t-shirt and some other goodies!
Cheerio,
His Royal Highness, King Edward IX
What would you do if you were king or queen of your own country? What laws would you introduce and why?
If I were king of Moonland, I would make it compulsory to play one of my songs before every news broadcast. Why? Because my music rocks of course!
Suggestions can be funny or serious, but be creative! As an incentive, my favourite comment will win a GymGlish t-shirt and some other goodies!
Cheerio,
His Royal Highness, King Edward IX
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Country Quiz - Win a T-Shirt!
Hello!
While researching countries to bring Democracy to, Brian and I unearthed some pretty interesting sounding places. However, we're having difficulty locating them on the map. Can anyone tell us where (and what) they are?
Almein
Eastasia
Gaaldine
Gondor
Vulgaria
There's a GymGlish T-shirt, plectrum and lighter for the first person who tells us where these countries can be found!
Good luck!
Edward
Friday, December 28, 2012
I dreamed a dream
When I first penetrated this country of America North, I had nothing but one pair of underwear, a hunting spear and a half-ounce of magic mushrooms. All these possessions were confiscated at one of your modern 'air garages', and they only let me keep the underwear because they were scared of its potent smells and mystical powers.
I had nothing, yet I was happy. Why? Because America is a land of opportunities. A land where semi-legal immigrants can find happiness, strip clubs that serve breakfast, and highly-paid positions within perfume companies that tolerate partial nudity. You take this freedom for granted, but not I, Horatio Oléré. Strip clubs in the Amazon are not so generous with pancakes.
You say, why you talk me about this Horatio? I say shut up. This is magical place where dreams come true every day. And now, my boss, the great Bruno what's-his-name is going to make another dream come true.
You say again, why? I say again, shut up. Bruno will fund my dream because he almost died. I don't know why this is special. I nearly die every day, but you don't see me make a big deal about it. Anyway, I do not question his weird misplaced generosity. I only ask him to make my dream come true. We'll see what happens.
In comment box below, you tell me your life dreams. I do not judge. I welcome all ideas and will not hesitate to steal them for myself in revenge for the hunting spear and mushrooms taken from my person. In meantime, you continue to dream, and maybe I will steal those too.
Labels: dreams, funky friday, funkyfriday, horatio, horatio olere, olere
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Sad and Sadder!
Crikey! Brian was a real mess in the first scene of Funky Friday. I was really near to him, and these are the dreadful stages of grief I witnessed!
Sad
Sadder
Saddest
I really wanted to say something to comfort him, but I couldn't think of anything to say, so I just laughed. What would you have said to Brian to make him feel better?




