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Friday, July 31, 2009

Funny ha ha

I'm exhausted....
Just spent 3 hours with Philip trying to make that alien laugh. The minute he starts giggling (not even at one of our jokes!) he goes and dies on us... what is the world coming to?

Now it's YOUR turn to make US laugh, you've heard the jokes that we told, can you do better?
Tell us some jokes that you think are funny.

Here's one I forgot to tell Todd the alien - it's a bit English and absurd, but perhaps if he'd have heard it, he wouldn't have died laughing:

Picture the scene: in the middle of the jungle, there's no breeze. The sun is shining and the sky is a deep blue. No sound. Nothing. Two hippos are lying on their backs in a lake. One hippo whispers to the other: 'I don’t know why, but I keep thinking today's Monday.

Oh yeah, and if you didn't get Philip's blonde joke- 'tax' sounds a lot like 'tacks'. A 'tack' is a little nail - you might use them to attach a map to a wall (or a wig to a head). Get it?!?

So come on, let's hear your jokes!

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